13.5.14

Compromise or letting go?

Ever been in the dilemma either to let go or compromise with an employee?
The costs of replacing an employee who is paid $8.00 per hour; when all factors were weighed in, costs totaled $3,500. 
Replacing entry-level employees cost 30% - 50% of their annual salary; mid-level costs 150% of their annual salary, and high-level costs, a staggering 400%.
A comprehensive calculation would include the following turnover expenses:
  • Administrative costs
  • Recruiting
  • Interviewing
  • Hiring
  • Orientation
  • Training
  • Training pay and benefits
  • Lower productivity
  • Increased in customer dissatisfaction
  • Lost proficiency
  • Exit costs
  • Temporary workers
If you let go ONE of your human resources, there are several occurings, such as: company lowers productivity as the result of one less employee doing the work.  The consequences are that jobs don’t get completed.Or if you try to cover the vacancy with internal resources: Employees trying to do the work of two, are often unable to deliver the same quality of work as before.  This situation affects employee satisfaction and attitude, and increases customer dissatisfaction. And if we consider the employee as an investment: Learning about business practices, employee behaviors, supervisor’s expectations, best work procedures, and general company information takes time.  When a person leaves their employment, they take their business know-how with them, becoming a valuable asset for the competition.
 
So, what's your decision after that?

27.1.12

My fashion shop!



Well, i always have been a bit of "in my world" according to style issues.
I had a quite excessive style teen time (i use to wear Spice Girl's Mel B Buffalo shoes AT SCHOOL)

That said, it's quite obvious a devotion to uniqueness, i decided to take advantage of it by....OPENING MY OWN UNIQUE COOL CLOTHES SHOP.

It's a tiny little shop, with one (1) piece only per each item.
They are quite nice stuff that my sister & I, match from the London shopping we love to do quite often.

So, we like to call it a "fashion advice corner".
And me named it "Shopalicious"

By clicking here or in the name in blue above, you can have a look on our choices.

It's a tiny corner, which exists thanks to the lot of love it's treated.
xoxo

9.2.10




Shame on me, I know...the last time i posted smth on this blog, was exactly 1 year-and-nearly-1-month-ago...
Well, the positive point of view, is that i've kept myself busy... :)
The less positive is, i've repressed my inspiration to write here, too many times...
Well i'm back guys!

18.1.09

trips & memoires

it happens sometimes, that u just remind pieces of your life. and what happens in this case? u try to remember. much more better when a camera does it for you :)
Here comes few videos of my trips:

A trip in Ohrid

28.10.08

A spot of mine

Here it is the new spot i did (i part-time work in radio station since 9 years)

30.9.08

Haircuts that changed history...

...And then I say that fashion trends circulate twice during our lifetimes...
Have a look on the pics i've collected and let's talk about that!

4.7.08

Molella @ NRG TV

25.6.08

Updates...


Do u know the feeling where happiness & sorrow have the same taste?
It probably means that somebody is so deep low emotionally, that isnt able anymore to see what goes around his/her existence...

Well,i dont want to write my sorrows and the things that've made me sad, but i want to inform about the updates of my life.

LIFE 2.6 Updates:

-Im quitting job at Embassy of Italy-where i worked for nearly 2 years.
-Im not going for the Master Programme in Sussex Uni. in the UK
-I want to get into a new professional field -and probably that will be advertisement&commercial.
-I'll be for the first time in my life, having the most conventional vacations:TURKEY
....
for the moment, im having tea instead of coffee.

22.5.08

MY SUMMER!

Apparently there r few important concerts goin on this summer:

NRG SUMMER TOUR COMING THIS SUMMER- JUNE-AUGUST, ALBANIA.-which at the end didn't

Tokio Hotel @ Ippodromo Capannelle, Rome, Italy, June 6th 2008

Kosheen @ Summer Club Hard Rock, Skopje,FYROM, June 7th 2008.

Tom Novy @ Summer Club Colosseum, Skopje, FYROM, June 12th 2008.

Sander Kleinenberg @ Summer Club Colosseum, Skopje, FYROM, June 19th 2008.

Alanis Morissette @ Heineken Festival, Venice, Italy, June 22d 2008,
Cavae Auditorium Musica, Rome, Italy, June 24th 2008,
Royal Villa, Turin, Italy, June 25th 2008,
Masstival Festival, Istanbul, Turkey, July 5th 2008.


Hernan Cattaneo @ Summer Club Colosseum,Skopje, FYROM, July 10th 2008.

Deep Purple @ Piazza Duomo, Brescia, Italy, July 12th 2008


Deep Dish,NERD,Axwell,Manu Chao,Tiga,Sven Vath,Sex Pistols,+600 performers in Exit Fest in Novi Sad,Serbia, 10-13 july 2008.

Alicia Keys @ Piazza Napoleone, Lucca, Italy, July 20th 2008.


Metallica, July 22, at Arena Parco Nord in Bologna, Italy

July 27 concert at Ali Sami Yen Stadium in Istanbul,Turkey-Redi thought it was the most exciting experience


David Morales @ Nemo Beach, Ohrid, FYROM, August 1st 2008.

Lenny Cravitz in Ohrid, FYROM, on August the 3d 2008.

Eric Prydz @ Summer Beach Club Gradiste, Ohrid, FYROM, August 9th 2008.

and the last one left: Madonna, end of September 2008 in Budva, Montenegro.-looking forward to go

14.5.08

Athens my luv!!















We had a great weekend in Athens with ma friends.Roadtrippin, sleepless, km of walking....great times.
I luv that City!!!

29.4.08

AlbTripping

We r just back from easter holidays. We traveled in pogradec, Drilon,Korca & Boboshtica. Here are the facts:

11.4.08

Some day in your life...


There are some dyas in your life that un-expected things just happend and u r there, un-prepared for some emotions.
Thanx to my boyfriend, Redi, who's also one of my oldest childhood-classmate-banch mate friend- and his mates, i got in touch with my closest-teenage-friend.I have to say it: we weren't in contact at all thelast 6 years, due to some unclear disputes.
Well, it's amazing how some people get lost and still keep a certain connection...
(believe it or not, our telepathic connection, was still freaky...)

9.4.08

Il posto che occupi nella vita!



Che posto occupo nella tua vita?

"E che ti rispondo così, a bruciapelo?
Che stai tra la frutta e il dessert?
Tra la cena e lo spazzolino da denti?
Tra l’armadio e la cesta della biancheria da lavare?
Ma è una domanda da fare questa?

Sì e te le rifaccio: che posto occupo nella tua vita?

Tu pretendi esclusivita` di sentimenti
non me ne volere
perche` sono curiosa, bugiarda e infedele.
Qui vivo vite parallele
ciascuna con un centro, con un’avventura
e qualcuno che mi scalda il cuore. "

http://collezionediuomini.wordpress.com/2008/04/04/che-posto-occupo-nella-tua-vita/

13.3.08

Tripping again...


Lot of things happened during these days that i didn't updated my blog.
Had a great fun time with friends, travelled to Italy & UK, had a marvelous time in Manchester and got new resolutions about my life, such as:

-stop trying to quit smoking
-eating unhealthy food
-become an incorregible choccoholic
-become an incorregible workoholic
-become an incorregible unprevedible person
-remain an incorregible shopoholic
-made a hair extension
-flirt

25.2.08

Strawberryfied!

Thats my mood today!
All the merits of this collection, is of the flickerists.THANK YOU!

20.2.08

Just Be-My Tiesto!

I was there!!!

My lovely Kamchatka!

9.2.08

Chi se lo ricorda?

Pronto per un po di nostalgia?
Ecco qua:
Pochi se la ricordano sta canzone. Si tratta di una campagna promozionale della nazionale italiana poco prima del campionato del '94. Un paio di cantanti italiani e udite udite: calciatori che cantano. Ed e' qua che mi innamoro per la prima volta (credo)...e il fortunato era ...Paolo Maldini.:)Ridi, ridi...non sai quanto ho pianto quando Baggio ha perso quel rigore che li avrebbe resi Campioni del Mondo nel '94...
CMQ, ecco il video della campagna "Italia Ancora". Le immagini del video che andava in onda su italia1, non sono quelli di una studio di registrazione con i calciatori che cantano, ma cmq rende l'idea :)




Avro' avuto 8-9 anni quando questa pubblicita' andava in onda...Bellissima!!!



E chi se lo ricorda la sigla che segue? Raiuno 1990....

First episodes of nr.1 series

Scrubs S01E01

6.2.08

My favorite movie!

Maybe its all this "new year resolution" thing, but i was much into thinking & reflecting lately....and inescapably got nostalgic of a certain smell which connected me the memories of certain period & people, in a certain place, with a certain dress...with a certain song of the moment and momental trends...
and here it comes, not a certain movie, but THE MOVIE which made me nostalgic and reminded me of people i loved:

5.2.08

La noyee!!!

Not much happening since back from UK. Just few visits from friends and lot of work in the office. Im happy in my stillness, by not realizing that its already the 36th day of the year. OMG!!!
well, today was in a vintage mood, so have a piece of it:

17.1.08

My TV SHOW Spot

Anis In "Mireserdhet-Morning Show" Broadcasting in Telenorba Shqiptare.

25.12.07

xmas pics

24.12.07

Xmas Eve in the UK!


Guys,its xmas eve...
we're doing so many things in the same time:
-watching Jamie in the Kitchen show
-choosing my mega xmas present
-cooking
-and counting down the minutes to unwrap all the presents we(simon,jacqueline & myself)'ve been collecting under the tree the last days.
Just a bit of taste of this moment, above:

14.12.07

Few of my favorite songs!







Xmass!

Well, counting down the days....-3 to join the people i care most, for xmass....
Isnt this the time of the year to be spent in company?I mean in good company?
Im looking forward to some nice affective time.
Lots of pics from Italy and the Uk when back.Promise!
Meanwhile this afternoon going xmass presents shopping.
Love this part;)

Seasons's Greetings!


Merry Christmas Comment Graphics

5.11.07

Too early to think Xmas?


Is it too early to think about xmass spirit & presents?
Its a great escape from my world, so please let me dream.I've already prepared the presents list for everyone of my dears...shoes,books,hi-tech gadgets, beauty things....
maybe i will post the future days pictures of the products i've found,with no dedications....:)

Great discovery

I discovered this shop where i enter sober, and i leave totally HIGH
http://www.lush.co.uk/

Si te perkthesh shprehje te sikletshme shqiptare

Perkthime Shqip<>Anglisht

* hajde makine hajde - come car come

* k*qe kanari - balance ball

* meqe ra fjala... - since the word fell...

* faqebardhe - whitecheek

* djath i ndenjur - seated cheese

* kos i prishur - broken yogurt

* ha shqip apo nuk ha shqip ti? - do you eat Albanian or not?

* me beni nje b*th vend - make me an ass place

* rob zoti - God's prisoner

* mos i lut bythen atyre.. - don't pray their ass...

* po ta fus nji dru te mire...- i'll stick you nice wood...

* na fike deren! - you turned off my door!

* Went for wool - Iku per lesh

* The black drank you- Te piu e zeza

* Why is the fly burning to you? - Pse te djeg miza

* My d**k exploded - Me plasi **ri

* I don't shave it for you- Se rruj per ty

* I make u shit - Te bej mut

* You cut my ass- Na cave bythen

* The dog doesn't eat my stick - S'ma ha qeni shkopin

* The mother of that conversation has died - I ka vdek nona atij muhabeti

* I wish the dot falls on you - Te rafte pika

* I make you pu**y - te bej **dh

* That conversation caught a cold - U ftof ai muhabet

* Black dot, black dot - Pike e zeze, pike e zeze

* Hang the wools - Vari leshte

* Went for dog's lard- Iku per dhjam qeni

You know that u r albanian when...

Ok, friends.I know that while u'll read this, you'll be smiling.But at the end of it, u might feel sorry.Come ooooon.Thats for fun..None of the modern albanians find himself here....Or not?

You know you're albanian when...

You are 24 and your mother still calls your cell phone.

You can name all your grandfathers in order dating back to the 15th
century

You have an Albanian eagle tattoo on your arm with your last name written in old English.

There is either a black Mercedes or BMW on your driveway.

Your parents tell you stories about how they had to walk 8
miles in 5 feet of snow barefoot up hills and mountains just to go to
school.

Raki is like holy water in your house you use it to
Cure all illnesses.

You wear an Armani shirt when you work out or go to the gym.

You end up in jail on your brothers wedding day for
shooting your 9 mm in the middle of the street during the wedding
gathering.

You claim every famous white rapper is part Albanian.

There has been a time when you were in Albanian Chat
for 5 straight hours.

You open up a million dollar business and if it
doesn't work out you burn it down and collect insurance

You have at least one cousin who's in jail

All of your co-workers know the history of
Albania and Albanians.

You smoked at the age of 13

Either you or one of your relatives own a restaurant, pizzeria,
building, hotel, or construction company

All the hot Albanian guys/girls are somehow related
to you

You can be heard 3 blocks away blasting Sinan Hoxha
and Bujar Qamili greatest hits

You have more alcohol in your house then the local
bar

You invite 1,000 people to your wedding and you only
know 300 of them

No matter how you are , you are very gorgeous

Your family dog understands Albanian.

Every Sunday afternoon of your childhood was spent visiting your grandparents and
extended family.

You ate byrek for dinner at least three times a week, and every Sunday.

You grew up thinking nothing had a fixed price and that the price of everything was
negotiable through haggling.

You were as tall as your grandmother by the age of seven.

You were hit at least once with a wooden spoon.

You thought every meal had to be eaten with a hunk of bread in your left hand.

Your neighbors can understand Albanian but they can't speak it.

You have relatives you don't speak to.

You grew up in a house with a yard that didn't have one patch of dirt that didn't have a flower or a vegetable growing out of it.

If you were fat, people called you healthy

You thought that talking loud was normal.

You thought everyone got pinched on the cheeks and had money stuffed in their pockets by their relatives.

Boys didn't do house work because it was women's work.

18.9.07

Summer 2007!!

22.8.07

Ligjet e Murphy-t

Ligji nr.1: Sa më e bukur të jetë femra që të dashuron, aq më të lehtë do ta kesh ta lësh atë pa pikë mëshire.
Ligji nr. 2: Asgjë nuk përmirësohet me moshën.
Ligji nr. 3: Seksi nuk të shëndosh.
Ligji nr. 4: Seksi zë më pak hapësirë kohore, por inicion konflikte më të shumta.
Ligji nr. 5: E vetmja rrugëzgjidhje për më shumë seks, është më shumë seks.
Ligji nr. 6: Definicioni i fjalës Sex-Appeal: 50% nga çfarë je dhe 50% nga ajo çfarë kujtojnë të tjerët se je.
Ligji nr. 7: Mos bëj seks me kolegët e zyrës!
Ligji nr. 8: Seksi është si bora – nuk e di asnjëherë se sa centimetra është dhe sa do bjerë.
Ligji nr. 9: Një mashkull në shtëpi vlen sa dy të tillë në rrugë.
Ligji nr. 10: Virgjëria mund të kurohet.
Ligji nr. 11: Një femër fillon ta kuptojë një mashkull, kur ka pushuar ta dëgjojë atë.
Ligji nr. 12: Mos shko në shtrat me një më të çmendur se ty.
Ligji nr. 13: Cilësia të cilën një femër e vlerëson tek një mashkull janë defektet, të cilat ajo do ti urrejë më vonë.
Ligji nr. 14: Seksi është “i pisët”, vetëm në qoftë se e kryen atë sipas librit.
Ligji nr. 15: Gjithmonë është një periudhë e keqe e muajit.
Ligji nr. 16: Në errësirë të gjitha femrat janë të bukura.
Ligji nr. 17: Seksi diskriminon të shëmtuarit dhe të turpshmit.
Ligji nr. 18: Përpara se ato ta gjejnë “princin”, i duhet të puthin shumë bretkosa.
Ligji nr. 19: Ekzistojnë gjëra më të mira dhe më të këqija se sa seksi, ndërsa askush nuk i duron dot krahasimet.
Ligji nr. 20: Duaje shumë afër, por të mos e marrë vesh askush.
Ligji nr. 21: Dashuria është një çështje e “kimisë”, seksi është një çështje e “fizikës”.
Ligji nr. 22: Nuk mund të kesh një fëmijë në një muaj, pasi do të thotë të kesh nëntë femra.
Ligji nr. 23: Dashuri do të thotë superioritet i imagjinatës, përballë inteligjencës.
Ligji nr. 24: Më mirë se sa të duash është të humbësh atë që dashuron.
Ligji nr. 25: Puthja është një kontratë pë të përfituar me qira katin e poshtëm.
Ligji nr. 26: Hiq dorë nga alkooli, femrat dhe e kënduara – për më tepër nga e kënduara...
Ligji nr. 27: Mos bëj sherr asnjëherë me një femër të lodhur ose të çlodhur.
Ligji nr. 28: Një femër nuk harron asnjëherë mashkullin që mund të kishte, ndërsa një mashkull nuk harron asnjëherë femrat të cilat nuk i ka pasur dot.
Ligji nr. 29: E rëndësishme nuk është gjatësia e një franxholle, por magjia e saj.
Ligji nr. 30: Është më mirë ta kesh shikuar, se sa ti hedhësh thjesht një sy të shpejtë.
Ligji nr. 31: Një mashkull mund të jetë i lumtur pranë çdo femre, për aq kohë sa nuk e dashuron.
Ligji nr. 32: Seksi është 1 nga 9-të motivet për t’u ringjallur. Tetë të tjerat nuk janë të rëndësishme.
Ligji nr. 33: Buzëqesh, me qëllim që njerëzit të pyesin veten se për çfarë po mendon.
Ligji nr. 34: Diferenca midis një njeriu inteligjent dhe një budallai zhduket kur të dy janë të dashuruar.
Ligji nr. 35: Mos u shtri në shtrat i nervozuar; qëndro i zgjuar dhe lufto.
Ligji nr. 36: Dashuria është iluzioni që femrat janë të ndryshme.
Ligji nr. 37: Sa më shumë mall të kesh për dikë, aq më larg do të jetë prej teje ai person.
Ligji nr. 38: Inteligjencë x Bukuri x Pamundësi = Konstante
Ligji nr. 39: Intensiteti i ndjenjave të dikujt përreth teje është invers proporcional me intensitetin e ndjenjave të tua për atë person..
Ligji nr. 40: Paratë nuk mund të blejnë dashurinë, por ofrojnë mundësinë e një negocimi të kënaqshëm.
Ligji nr. 41: Në qoftë se duket shumë e bukur për të qenë e vërtetë, ndoshta e tillë është.
Ligji nr. 42: Pamundësia është një çështje kohe – në momentin kur interesohesh për një person, është pikërisht ky moment kur dikush tjetër po interesohet për atë person.
Ligji nr. 43: Akti i dashurisë nuk mund të pezullohet asnjëherë për shkak të motiveve të shikimit të dobësuar.
Ligji nr. 44: Mos thuaj “Jo”.
Ligji nr. 45: Çfarëdo aksion pozitiv jep reaksion negativ.
Ligji nr. 46: Nuk ka rëndësi sa herë e ke bërë, por në qoftë se të ofrohet merre! Asnjëherë nuk do të jetë e njësoj.
Ligji nr. 47: Jo molla në pemë, por çifti në tokë shkaktoi gjithçka.
Ligji nr. 48: Seksi është i transmetueshëm: në qoftë se prindërit e tu nuk e kanë bërë, ka shanse që as ti të mos e kesh.
Ligji nr. 49: Një kthim nga njëra anë, do të “mbulojë” shumë fytyra...
Ligji nr. 50: “Nuk zgjat shumë, të premtoj!”

19.7.07

J'y suis jamais alle




My favorite music.

13.7.07

our puzzle.





2.7.07

Quando uno non sà una cosa....

Quando un tedesco non sa una cosa... LA IMPARA
Quando un americano non sa una cosa... PAGA PER SAPERLA
Quando un inglese non sa una cosa... CI SCOMMETTE SOPRA
Quando un francese non sa una cosa... FA FINTA DI SAPERLA
Quando uno spagnolo non sa una cosa... CHIEDE CHE GLI SIA SPIEGATA
Quando un greco non sa una cosa... TI SFIDA A CHI HA RAGIONE
Quando un irlandese non sa una cosa... CI BEVE SOPRA
Quando uno svizzero non sa una cosa... CI STUDIA SOPRA
Quando un italiano non sa una cosa... LA INSEGNA !!!

12.6.07

LETTERA DEL MANAGER

Questa è una lettera realmente inviata da un Manager IBM alla filiale italiana, dopo una sua permanenza di qualche settimana presso la sede stessa.

It has been brought to our attention by several officials visiting our establishment in Rome that offensive language is commonly used by our Italian speaking staff. Such behaviour, in addition to violating our policy, is highly unprofessional and offensive to both visitors and staff. All personnel will immediately adhere to the following rules:

1. Words like cazzo, porca puttana or mi sono rotto il cazzo and other such expressions will not be tolerated or used for emphasis or dramatic effect, no matter how heated a discussion may become.

2. You will not say ha fatto una cazzata when someone makes a mistake, or se lo stanno inculando if you see someone being reprimended, or che stronzata when a major mistake has been made. All forms and derivations of the verb cagare are utterly inappropriate and unacceptable in our environment.

3. No project manager, section head or administrator under any circumstances will be referred to as figlio di puttana, coglione, testa di cazzo.

4. Lack of determination will not be referred as mancanza di palle nor will persons who lack initiative be referred to as bradipo or cagone.

5. Unusual or creative ideas offered by the management are not to be referred as pippe mentali or idee del cazzo.

6. Do not say come rompe le palle nor ha rotto i coglioni if a person is persistent; do not add gli fa ancora male il culo if a colleague is going through a difficult situation. Furthermore, you must not say siamo nella merda (refer to item # 2) nor ci hanno aperti when a matter becomes excessively complicated.

7. When asking a someone to leave you alone, you must not say vattene affanculo nor should you ever substitute May I help you? With che cazzo vuoi?

8. Under no circumstances should you ever call your elderly industrial partners vecchi stronzi.

9. Do not say me ne sbatto when a relevant project is presented to you, nor should you ever answer ciucciami il cazzo when your assistance is required.

10. You should never call partners as frocio or mignotta; the sexual behavior of our staff is not to be discussed in terms such as culattone or bagascia.

11. Last but not least, after reading a note please don't say mi ci pulisco il culo. Just keep it clean and dispose of it properly.

Thank you.

Regards, The manager

An Italian in New York

[read with an Italian accent]
One day I'm'a gonna New York to big'a hotel. In'a morning I go to eat'a breakfast. I tell'a waitress I wanna two pisses toast. She bring me one piss. I say you no understand. I wanna to piss on'a my plate. She say you better not piss on'a plate, you son'a ma bitch. I don't even know the lady and she call'a me a sonna ma bitch.
Later I go to eat at the big'a restaurant. The waitress brings me a spoon and a knife but no fock. I tell'a her I wanna fock. She tell'a me everyone wanna fock. I tell'a her you no understand. I wanna fock on the table. She say better not fock on the table, you son'a ma bitch. I don't even know the lady and she call'a me a sonna ma bitch.
So I go to room'a in'a hotel and there is no sheits on'a my bed. I call'a the manager and tell'a him I wanna sheit. He tell'a me to go to the toilet. I say you no understand. I wanna sheit on'a my bed. He say you better not sheit on'a bed, you son'a ma bitch. I dont even know the man and he call'a me sonna ma bitch.
I go to the checkout and the man at the desk say "Peace on you". I say piss on you too, you son'a ma bitch. I gonna go back to Italy.

WHY ALBANIANS CAN'T BE TERRORRISTS

OK - it may be in bad taste but here are 10 reasons why Albanians can't be Terrorists
10. 08:45 a.m. is too early for us
9. We are always late; we would have missed the flight,
8. Pretty people on the plane would always distract us.
7. We would talk too loudly and bring attention to ourselves
6. If food and drinks were on the plane, we would be too busy eating.
5. We talk with our hands and would have to put down our weapons.
4. We would all want to fly the plane (better than the Pilot)
3. We would argue with ourselves and start a fight in the plane
2. We would have to put the Albanian flag on the fuselage first and finally:
1.We would have already told everyone a week before doing it.
(Moral: You're probably safe travelling to Albania.)

The Geography of a Woman

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN > >
• Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.
• Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America, well developed and open to trade especially for someone with cash.
• Between 31 and 35 she is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
• Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France. Gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
• Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia, lost the war - haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.
• Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia, very wide and borders are unpatrolled The frigid climate keeps people away.
• Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia, with a glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future.
• After 70, they become Afghanistan. Most everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN >
• Between 15 and 70 a man is like Iraq . . . ruled by a dick.

Dizionarietto italiano-italiano, negli uffici con italiani:)

Grazie al mio amico Beppe, condivido con vuoi i seguenti testi in italiano:

ABECEDARIO: Espressione di sollievo di chi si e' accorto che c'è anche Dario
BEONE: Essere il n.1
FREGATA: Unita' navale sottratta al nemico
INDOSTANO: "dove li hanno messi?" (gergale)
NIENTEPOPODIMENO: Lassativo molto molto potente
PANGRATTATO: Pagnotta ottenuta poco lecitamente
PAPARAZZO: Missile vaticano
QUADRIGLIA: Pesce a quattro pinne; si distingue dalla triglia che ne ha tre
SOMMARIO: Indicativo presente del verbo "Essere Mario"
TACCHINO: Parte della scarpina
TOPONOMASTICA: Scienza che studia le ragioni per cui il ratto inghiotte il cibo intero
ATTENDIBILE: degno di essere aspettato
BASTARDO: mezzo pubblico londinese mai in orario
CADETTO: cosa? in dialetto romanesco
CARAFFA: altro modo romanesco per definire persona ingorda che vuole tutto per sé
DANDY: numerosi (dialetto avellinese)
DEGENTE: passabile (dialetto avellinese)
DISSENTERIA: non sarei d 'accordo (dialetto veneto)
MENO: annuncio minaccioso spesso accompagnato da cazzotto
MESTOLO: nano di Biancaneve addetto alle cucine
OLEANDRO: modo toscano di apostrofare un amico (es. ...o' Leandro !!)
OVILE: il codardo napoletano
PARIGINO: sembri Luigi (in romanesco .... es. "me pari Gino”)
RIMORSO: risultato ottenuto concedendo nuova fiducia ad un cane
SCOTCH: superalcolico adesivo
SINCERO: romano che si duole di essere stato presente (es: si ‘n c’ero era mejo)
VERMUT: grosso lombrico preistorico o animalut che strisciut strisciut

23.4.07

Frida Kahlo

20.4.07

IMPOSSIBLE

PROPAGANDA

CRISIS OF IDENTITY!